Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!