Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Stupid Stuff 01
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”The effects are fleeting and...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower…
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It’s...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...