Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Animals Q & A
|Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use....
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
The three stages of sex in marriage.
The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...