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Red Phone
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What\\\’s the definition of strain?
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A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
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Dollars equal cents
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An American tourist is visiting China…
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides...
Arkansas Vasectomy
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What do ya call…
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