Polish Gold Medal Winners
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex…
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife,...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...