Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more...