Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
When white man found this land, Indians were running it…
When white man found this land, Indians were running it.There were:- No Taxes- No...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
What kind of bunny…..
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...