The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
World According to Student Bloopers
One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...