Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...
Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...