Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...
You really do stink
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Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...