There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
A succession of generations
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...