yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
A chinese detective
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he...