The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
True Marketing Errors
Below are fine examples of what happens when marketing translations fail to reach a...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...