Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
The new CIA agents
|Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob