A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.