Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...
What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...