Murphy’s Laws on Sex
MURPHY’S LAWS ON SEX1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...