Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Guide for all women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...