Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
Hints he’s a bad Chiropractor
From Late Show with David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’ve Gone To a Bad Chiropractor10....
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...