In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
People who don’t believe in retaliation…
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!