Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Half a year to live
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Trapped within a bog
|Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.