An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Diary Entries
Diary EntriesAUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Riddle me this!
Take the test…NO CHEATING!What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing...