Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
6 inches
What is 6 inches long…..Has a big head….Woman love it????? A $100 dollar bill!
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
Some of life’s truisms.
Some of life’s truisms…Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
Men & Women Compared!
NICKNAMES: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call...