The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
What’s in a name anyway.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami....
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...