Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather…...