Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...