Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...