Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor…
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...