Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Telemarketers go away
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Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
The Speed of Time by Age
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Toilet
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How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...