Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...