Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...
I can’t breathe without that
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Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes
If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes How many can you solve? (Answers below)1. A research...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
The new merger name game!
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to...
Adam Accused By Eve!
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands….When Adam stayed out very late for...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
The Union Worker.
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when...