The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
Signs and notices 17
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. An ad on...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...