Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Bee jokes 02
|Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What’s...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.