The Nudist Colony
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...