Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
Top 10 Reasons…John Glenn
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Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!