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Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
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exercise at the beach
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Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Blind question and answer jokes
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Mother of Six!
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is...