There were these three morticians talking about…
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A bus station is where a bus stops…
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A Daughter’s Letter Home
Dear Mom and Dad, It has now been three months since I left for...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
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Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
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7 Quickies!
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You’re back again?
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Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.