How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...