Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
About one mile a day!
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An advantage of being with an older woman
An advantage of being with an older womanIf you act immature enough and hang...
OLD NEVER DIES 7
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Newfie fun
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Drunk while stealing
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Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!