The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Mutual Orgasm Riddle
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...