Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. “Under Saudi law...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...