The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
58 Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash,...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...