What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
$10 000 For a Kiss
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house...