Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
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He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
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What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun...
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Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
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The Office Christmas Party
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A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
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A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...