God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent....
Take her apart!
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...