Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Flying near Athens
|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...