Pat and Jimmy-Joe
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender...