A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one...
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex…
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife,...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....