Famous Beer Quotes!
Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years…I feel sorry for...
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...