A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel…
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...